How'd it feel making her break her religion?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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