i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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