There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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