If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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