Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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