Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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