after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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