i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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