You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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