Barsexuality is the new black.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
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Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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