Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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