She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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