Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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