Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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