I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I believe in your delicious
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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