people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
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