is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
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She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
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if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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