What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
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I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
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Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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