ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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