white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I want you more than these girls want KFC
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
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