If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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