Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
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I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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