And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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