can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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