Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
No subtext here. People are naked.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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