He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
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Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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