Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
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Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
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The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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