There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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