I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
