weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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