At least make sure they are 18
Why
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
