Just fell off a train. Bad.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
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It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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