OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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should my penis look like a turkey
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
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My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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