is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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