She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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