we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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