he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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