How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
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He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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