I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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