But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
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Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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