But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
