Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
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Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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