you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
