i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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