Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
