Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I think people are normalizing furries
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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