oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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