no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
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at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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