I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Text me some of your sweat
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