Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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