I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
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I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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