To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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